Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Hipsters Scare Herons
I went on an early-morning kayak today. The water was glass, and I saw herons, a pair of common loons, a kingfisher, brown pelicans, and wild horses.
I had ambitions of taking
the best camera-phone photo of a heron EVER SEEN
, but every time I floated quietly by, they squawked and flew away.
I think it was the cheap hipster glasses from Urban Outfitters. Herons can spot a poseur a mile away.
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