Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Hipsters Scare Herons


I went on an early-morning kayak today. The water was glass, and I saw herons, a pair of common loons, a kingfisher, brown pelicans, and wild horses.

I had ambitions of taking the best camera-phone photo of a heron EVER SEEN, but every time I floated quietly by, they squawked and flew away.

I think it was the cheap hipster glasses from Urban Outfitters. Herons can spot a poseur a mile away.

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