I try to keep a running list of daunting frontier-woman tasks I need to learn while living in Vermont. However, as of today, I am now also keeping a list of tasks I should not learn. Number one on that list is climb dead trees while using a chainsaw.
Thank you, Dogtor and Alan, for your expertise, so that I will never have to be pinned into a harness and hoisted up a tree with a power tool.
(Yes - There is a very skinny man at the top of that tree.)